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huh?, tlk

"When all men say you are an ass, it's time to bray."
It's New Year's Eve (well, in some parts of the world, anyway), and I've collected another collection of comments from our favorite stubborn, dense, immature, annoying troll wannabe, Inscest (not his real username).

"A request for that monster? Uh... Oh well Fav. I've seen this pc somewhere else though..."

[Comment on a picture drawn for an artist that he has harassed before and unsurprisingly got irritated with him. The reason he has seen this pic somewhere before is probably because the person who drew it also uploaded it to her TLKFAA account.]

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Inscest: who is Tau? Is he yours? [A comment on a picture that answers his question in the very first line of the description.]
Commenter (who has made many comments in his journal): Read the description...
Inscest: let me say this...one more time...GO THE FLIP AWAY! [My, aren't we the ungrateful one.]

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[History behind the following comment: Inscest leaves comment on someone's TLK fanfic, saying that it is boring. The author asks him if HE has written any fan fiction, and Inscest replies that he "has made a lion king 3 (even though there technically already is one),4,5,6, and 7," and includes a long (and not that entertaining) summary of his TLK3. He then promises to send the author his stories. Three months later, the author asks him what's taking so long. Inscest's reply is as follows.]

"I'm revising them. They may not go up until i send them to disney first. i dont want anyone stealing my ideas."

Again, I have no words.

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One of his latest Deviations is a piece of text entitled "TLK: Facts and Opinions", which is mostly opinions posed as facts (part 1 in a series). It includes the remark, "I don't particuraly like Simba because of his Homosexual appearance. (in my opinion)". He has also left a comment on his list of facts and opinions reading:

"THESE ARE EFFIN TRUE!"

Later, he replied to his own comment with "did i say mufasa was the second? I meant third."
[One of his facts was that Mufasa was "the second king of the Pridelands". Effing true, eh?]

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[A comment left on a deviation by a user dedicated to stopping art theft -- not the user's main page, but a Deviation. A Deviation posted two months ago.]

"You. Yes you. Stay off my DA page and keep that pest [name withheld] of of it too. Don't intervene in my conversations. If its a fight she wants its a fight she'll get. You stay out of it. You hear? You take care of art theft not fights."

Ooh, I'm shakin', I'm shakin'. [The person Inscest is talking about is the same one he called a monster earlier. She left a comment on his page asking him to stay off her page. He replied very uncivilly and the anti art theft individual spoke in her defense. Big mistake.]

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"he is not ahadi's father"
[A comment left on a picture of Mohatu...the same picture he used in his One True TLK Family Tree video without asking the artist permission first. Inscest is an ever-flowing well of irony.]

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A small exchange got started when Inscest asked about a lion appearing in a TLK comic (one in a series) and was told it was Chumvi. He immediately says that he is Kovu's father, and the artist replies that in her comic, Scar is Kovu's father. Here it comes...

"WHAT? Scar is?! Does she(Kiara) still go wth Kovu? Incest!"

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"i dont read artist comments. ur not going to make me start."

Ignorant and proud.

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He finally left a comment that didn't say "incest" on one of my older Deviations, claiming that Chumvi is Kovu's father. I couldn't resist replying. When I "innocently" asked him how this could be since Chumvi doesn't have any dark around his eyes (and one of Inscest's favorite arguments that Vitani is Scar's daughter is that they both have dark upper eye areas ["where else could she have gotten her dark eye shades from"]), this was his enlightening response (broken down):

"true there not but then you can't say Kovu and Vitani are full siblings."

Evading the question by changing the subject, and yes I can say that, it's not physically impossible. I never even mentioned in my reply to him that I thought the two were full siblings. I did, however, speculate that Ni might -- MIGHT -- have been Vitani's father in the Artist's Comments box, which Inscest has declared that he doesn't read. It wouldn't be the first time he's lied.

"Her dark eye area comes from Scar. So does Nuka."

Food for thought: If Nuka is Scar's son, why does he never complain that "Scar wasn't even [Kovu's] father...I am!" Why does he never bring up the fact that he is Scar's son when he is arguing that he should be the chosen one ("I'm the oldest..I'm the strongest...I'm the smartest..."). And why doesn't Zira say "Scar...watch over our poor little Nuka" after Nuka dies? (Not that I'm against the concept at all, I'm just hypothesizing.)

"Kovu's dark eye's may come from Zira's upper dark eye area."

So...in a universe where recessive genes don't exist (even though a cub with blue eyes [Vitani] can be born to parents with red and green eyes), two lions with light undereye areas can magically produce a cub with dark undereye areas because the mother's upper eye areas are dark. Hmmm...(Their genes must have also gone through a negative filter too for them to both have red eyes yet have a cub with green ones).

And in case you're wondering why, according to this line of reasoning, Vitani couldn't have gotten her dark eye area colors from Zira as well and been fathered by Tojo, the only blue-eyed male in TLK "canon", I'm pretty sure I have the answer to this conundrum: This can't be the case because if it were, Vitani wouldn't be second cousins with Kopa and Inscest wouldn't be able to run around saying "inscest" on every picture with Vitani and Kopa in it.

"Besides. All the Dark furs in the movies have dark upper eye areas."

I use. improper Punctuation and. capitalization whereever the Eff I. want

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Comment on a TLK family tree which says "Yeah this is right cause I say so! Haha just kidding." in the Artist's Comments:

"its wrong"

But...but it says Uru is Mohatu's daughter and Nuka is Scar's son! How can you say that?

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A comment left on a Deviation entitled "My version of TLK 2":

"Wow this is wrong. Nalas eyes aren't green and there's no such thing as Tanabi. His name is Kopa."

Never fear, Captain Condescension is here! Apparently, when Inscest read that title, he acknowledged every word except "My", "version", and "of".

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Quiver in fear at his intimidating new signature...

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I don't like annoying bastards...so if that's you or I thinks thats you...stay away.

THE ESPADAS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND I ILL HELP THEM!!!

Humans annoy me...

HAKUNA MA EFFIN' TATA!